The Stories...


The Stories...

featuring #1000 Speak

From the MIL diaries...

From the MIL diaries...

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I'm sitting in my MILs kitchen smelling like bacon. As I write this, Amazing Grace has chimed four minutes late announcing that it is 9:00. She's off to a doctor appointment and has left me in charge of the eggs once everyone else gets up.

On Christmas day, I wrote "Home is wherever my family is." Well today is the day I'm past ready to go "home" like yesterday. It's time to move my family back to the east coast.

I woke up on the wrong side of the old mattress, remembering that I used my last tea bag yesterday. I left home with more than enough but I overshared and came up short.

Knowing full well that MILs stash of hot beverage choices are Folgers and Lipton, I rolled my eyes and rolled over.

Longing for a hot cup in my hands, I rolled away from the furnace that is Papa Bear and got up anyway. This hot beverage snob said a cup of hot water would have to do. I took my shower and went to join MIL in the kitchen.

MIL was buzzing around frying bacon. Her tea kettle was mid whistle as I said good morning and asked if she had any lemons. Lemon hot water would do me just fine. She found a beautiful lemon in "the box" from so & so's garden. I was shocked actually. I just knew she was going to hand me a bottle of lemon juice. She asked what I was going to use it for and I told her that I was going to have lemon tea.

When she saw that I was only squeezing lemon into the hot water, she proceeded to look for her box of tea. "I know I have some Lipton Kenyeeeeer, you don't have to drink hot wateeeer!" She used her broom handle to knock down a box from the top shelf of her "cupboard".

She placed before me a box of family sized tea bags that expired in 2011 and I said, "Oh thank you!" I steeped my tea for two seconds and held the cup to my lips for show.

She continued buzzing about saying she should have fried the bacon before she took her shower. I'm thinking yeah me too.

So we're talking as she puts the bacon to the side. She tells me how I can microwave scrambled eggs EWWW, or make them on the stovetop with "this pan." The eggs are going to stick and it's going to be gross. I hope no one wants eggs.

She announced, "Today's your husband's birrrrthday!" She said, "And I think he was born on a Monday." I picked up my phone to ask Siri, "What day was December 29th, 1969?" Sure enough, Papa Bear was born on a Monday. She looked at me in awe of Siri's audible response. She said, "Oh! Do they know what time he was born?"

And if I wasn't fake drinking my tea, I would have choked or spit it across the countertop. I pressed my lips together and shook my head, "no I don't think so."

On her way out she gave me the newspaper and the Folgers just in case I wanted some coffee. Before I could publish this post the Amazing Grace clocked chimed 10:00 and I had to make the eggs.

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Celebrate Christmas with Love...

Celebrate Christmas with Love...

Christmas day has always been bittersweet from me. My entire life I’ve lived away from “home”. Though I am “from” South Carolina, when I was growing up, home for my family was in Delaware and Pennsylvania where my grandparents were. 

Home is wherever my family is

Home is wherever my family is

I always believe that God prepared me for an adult life similar to how I grew up. With my family now, we live away. 

What’s different is that we do travel for Christmas. We go to my husband’s home for Christmas which is also the week of his birthday. And it’s bittersweet.

I’m happy that we are all together but sad that I am still “away.”

Then I look at my son and remember my childhood Christmases. Home for me as a child was where my mom, dad and brother were. For my parents, I imagine, it was also bittersweet. I remember their nostalgic Merry Christmas calls home

I envy families that all live together in the same town, and I cannot ever understand why they’d choose not to be together on this day. For me that would be the best Christmas ever.

But I thank God for my Christmases as they are. We arrived here safely, everyone is healthy and alive. I'm with my family and memories are being made. Christmas is love and a day to celebrate with family. 

Jesus is love, and HE is the reason for the season. Merry Christmas!!!

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Where to start...

Where to start...

This time last year I took the whole month of December off from blogging. I did this advent thing that was more trouble than it was worth.

I actually thought about doing it again this year, but remembered how hard it was to get back into writing at the first of the year. I also feel like I really never got my mojo back.

So I'm just treating this post like it's double dutch and jumping right in. 

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Judge a book by its cover!

Judge a book by its cover!

I'm reaching out to you and all of my social media connections to choose the cover for my next book. I've chosen a short "Age 6" Christopherism to represent two title choices.

Thank you in advance for participating in this short survey! Your response is totally anonymous. 

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Guess WHO?

Guess WHO?

SEO won't give a crap about the WHO in my title, but WHO cares. I've got a little story to share with ya! 

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A Cure for Writer's Cramp...

A Cure for Writer's Cramp...

Prologue: Daddy and I were riding in the car on the way out of town to shoot a Marine Corps Ball. He said, "I've got some blog topics to help you with your writer's cramp." 

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The day the earth stood still...

The day the earth stood still...

I have an affliction with benefits. When I am anxious, I clean. When I am procrastinating, I clean. I'm not a neat freak but between anxiety and procrastination, stuff is clean around here. If I am unable to clean, you'll find something else ridiculously organized. Sometimes in the process, I mess up stuff...

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Facebook always has the backstory...

Facebook always has the backstory...

I stewed about what I could write today just to get my feet wet in blogging again but I came up with nothing. Then something happened to put the icing on the backstory cake. 

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Stacked and Undefeated!

Stacked and Undefeated!

We had an awesome season, with awesome coaches and therefore awesome players. We were beating a team for the third time. We were stronger, better and faster. I made an agreement with myself that I was going to be a good sport (football mom) and stop wishing all these weeks away, just so I could get to the next thing and get that over with. I had my eye on the October 26th prize. But as we started winning and winning and winning and winning, I said, "Ut oh, what does this mean?"...

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The Sex Talk...

The Sex Talk...

I know my child would rather I not reveal this but... it is a Finish the Sentence Friday post and I've got a story to tell. We had the talk...

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How do I loathe thee, let me count the ways...

How do I loathe thee, let me count the ways...

My day today didn't get off on the right foot. Nothing went as planned. I am sitting in the car at football practice as I write this post. It's raining and it is a swampy 79 degrees. It's Tuesday Ten and National Pet Peeves week and I get to whine about 10 things. 

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10 Quotes to Love...

10 Quotes to Love...

Linking up with Tuesday Ten, where the prompt was to link up quotes that you like, that make you laugh, or that inspire you. I've done all three. 

Tuesday Ten is a weekly link-up hosted by Lisa of The Golden Spoons and Rabia of The Liebers.

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Love & Hardship...

Love & Hardship...

An anniversary tribute to my mom and dad. When I look at my parents, then and now, I'm in awe of their love, hardship and endurance. I am so glad they've been my roles models - for better and for worse.

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Breadcrumbs to 10 Random Stories...

Breadcrumbs to 10 Random Stories...

I am linking up with Tuesday Ten where the prompt is to pick ten numbers between 1-100, then go here and answer the questions that correspond with the numbers you chose or, just choose 10 questions from the list to answer.

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How to Get Away with Murder...

How to Get Away with Murder...

Once upon a time in the marriage of my youth, I tried to kill my husband.

One day I was buying groceries and I said to myself, "I can't do this anymore." Enough is enough right?

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Rejuvenation: A Refresher Course for My Life

Rejuvenation: A Refresher Course for My Life

I am linking up with Kimberly at Being A Wordsmith. September is her birthday month and she's been hosting a month long even day blog challenge. The theme for today is Rejuvenation. This is an easy one because you can link up an old post.

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What is that SMELL?

What is that SMELL?

I've been driving home from football practice with the car windows down, my trunk stinks and I know there's real dirt in the vacuum cleaner. Like real dirt dirt. 

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The Universal Man. Is it a thing?

The Universal Man. Is it a thing?

My parents were here this weekend to see Christopher's first football game. My mom and I had already talked about what I needed to get from the grocery store. So the menu was set. No one was going to have to worry about going to the grocery store or wonder about what to eat. It really should be as simple as that. 

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I used to be a better writer...

I used to be a better writer...

I've found myself coming to this space more to see how I can make it more attractive than I've come here to write. I've sat here with my fingers at the keyboard begging for my mind to release something entertaining so that someone will read it, love it, comment on it and share it. Then I read something that gave me an aha moment...

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Dear Tuesday: August 26, 2014 (Illustrated by Google Earth)

Dear Tuesday: August 26, 2014 (Illustrated by Google Earth)

The one in which I talk about Hanx writer (again) and my first typewriter.

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