"Mom you will NOT believe this! There are FOUR Christopher's at my school! I say, "Really? Are any of them named Christopher Johnson?" He says in the duh tone, "Yes! It's me. I'm the fourth Christopher!"
Christopher and Papa Bear were going to ride their bikes. Christopher asked if I wanted to go. I said that I would pass and he wanted to know why. I told him my stomach hurt and he wanted to know why. I told him it was something that happens to ladies once a month. He said, "Are you pregnant?"
"You want to know what 'Miss Teacher' did to me that was so mean? She made me share reading time with the booger picker!"
When Christopher realized how much company we were going to have for Papa Bears retirement ceremony, and after he saw the cake, "Wow, my daddy is going to be famous with the Marine Corps on Friday."
“You’re almost the same age as Granddaddy.” As my eyes narrowed, I asked, “What do you mean?” He said, “You almost come up to his eyebrows.” He meant height.
I bought some of the birthday cake Oreos. I told Christopher that Oreos were 100 years old. He tasted them and said, "These are good. Are they seriously 100 years old?"