A Proper Sign-Off

Goodness it seems that I have one foot out the blog door doesn't it? I've been brainstorming on how to come back and be relevant. But I don't feel like being relevant. It's too much work to be relevant...

Midnight Train to Delaware

Vacations for my family happened in the summer as we traveled by train to see our relatives. Time with family for any other occassion fell under the umbrella of weddings and funerals. When I grew up, I didn't want to see my entire family for just weddings, funerals and one-week summer vacations. When I grew up, I was going to take real vacations to vacation kinds of places and see my family whenever I wanted to.

Effects of Withdrawal from Blogging

Excerpt: My face burned as the clerk rang up my one item purchase. She started the two step process of bagging glass in paper first and then said, "Oh, this is plaaastic." I did not make eye contact. I thought, just give me my ginormous bottle of cheap Vodka so I can leave before that guy over there recognizes me...